Somali pirates say they are subsidiary of Goldman Sachs
Could Make Prosecution Difficult, Experts Say
By Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report
Sunday, April 25, 2010
http://www.borowitzreport.com/
NORFOLK, Virginia — Eleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs.
There was an audible gasp in the courtroom when the leader of the pirates announced, [...]